Can I have some Crackers with my Cheese?

I don't like books or movies about vampires, werewolves, aliens, or anything of the like. However, there was such a hype about these vampire books that I had to read them. I found them to be very hokey (why couldn't that girl just fall in love with a human like that Mike guy?). But they were interesting enough that I had to finish them and read all 4 of them. So, then this movie came out. Why on earth would anyone stay up all hours of the night to see it. But I promised I would go with Shellie (my sister in law). So, we went Thanksgiving morning. She was the perfect person to go with. We giggled the whole way through the movie. I don't know if the people in the theater appreciated it very much. I think my favorite parts were when he got out of his car with his stylin sunglasses on. And the very GQ baseball playing scene. And the fact that he looked like he was going to throw up the entire movie. I could go on and on. Can I please have some crackers with my cheese?